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August 22

DOS AND DONTS

top ten pet hates of dating

As the song goes; 'I know what i want and i want it now.' Haven't done the list thing in so long, that I feel the need to take stock of what lies high on the priorities of dating. Having two friends, at work getting married in the next three weeks and two online friends are tangoing their way along the blissful path of engaged bliss. Congrats lovely Sasha...sounds like you got an adorable man to dote on you for the rest of your wonderful life together. Alison, you too, got the most cutest of guys. You see Alison's guy turned up to work the other day with flowers, chocolates and a beautiful song to go hand in hand with a fabulous little love memento written especially for HER eyes only. With wedded bliss only weeks around the corner am so excited for anth and alison. They have seated me next to a very good friend of theirs that they have been trying to arrange for a catch up with me for nearly a year now. Apparently, we are very suited. He is the ideal catch 'cos he is same age, widowed, Greek, wealthy, fun loving IT designer and handsome looking. What else can a girl want!!! Just a date...and ummm maybe more!!! Wow, can't wait...must shop for the perfect diva outfit.

Unforgivable acts when dating:

Smelling of latest aftershave of the decade or not having a distinct signature scent to whiff as after affects, means you automatically qualify for the Skunk Merit .
Looking like you have just finished a jig with the local pub band...Ruff, Scruff and Buff Award is yours without question.
Sounding like you need to soak in Exit Mould or need the scratched CD treatment leaves you with the Geek Audio Award of the Year.
Playing the Great Pretender...too busy to take a reality check leaves you with free troppo trip to Ego Land.
Living like a Moroon...not taking an interest in living life to the max in context. Teeny Weenies Stay at the Milky Way ticket is yours.
Living on a Moan and Groan tempo. Stay bored on your ownsome!
Receiving the Grunter Award yet again: not knowing how to press the Sent text, online message, email, audio message key means you stay in the End Box Ranking Eternally.
Forgetting memorable moments like Birthdays, Valentine's Day, festive moments mean you just don't even figure in the Ranking. You just maintain your position in the Looser's Club.
Qualifying with the pitiful Ignoramus Dgree: without good manners means you get roasted alive in the Diva's Merit Club.
Ending with the pitiful Liar and Excuses Award means you get free pass to the Bush Turkey Hades Haven with all the rest.

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